The Mayans created the calender till 2012. They could see the future and tell what was going to happen in the future.
They saw the arrival of...
Santhosh...
Santhosh Pandit..
They saw his movies through magic. Heard his songs...
The horrors brought by his arrival scared the shit out of the great mayan civilization.
And they committed mass suicide before they could complete the calendar..
If the Mayans had not been killed so ruthlessly by Santhosh they might have lived to see the headlines that might appear in 2012.
Santhosh Pandit successfully releases His 25th movie ..
His new production "Golden boy meets Silver ladies" will have a multi lingual cast featuring 25 heroines from all over the world.
Mohanlal was offered the role of Santhosh's father as Pandit wanted a malayalee for that role. But he refused it.
The offer was quickly taken up by south star Mamooty.
Tom Cruise is set to star as Santhosh's twin brother who suffers from an inferiority complex.
Pamela Anderson was refused role in an Item dance even though she begged to do it for free.
Santhosh argued that he can do the item dance himself and all he wants is a wig.
Santhosh becomes first Malayalee to get the title of Diamond Global Star.
Queen Elizabeth, Pope and various leaders of the world have requested his permission to get an audience with him.
Pandit becomes the first person to win all the oscars in a year.
The film academy decided to change the name from "Oscar" to "Pandit"
All pandit movies are still running successfully in all theatres across the world with full house.
The sets for his new movie will include undisclosed locations in Mars and Venus.
Nasa will be providing the transportation.
Santhosh has declared that he will be taking a break after this movie and contest the Elections for President in 100 Nations.
The above article is a work of fiction with small excerpts from Mayan history.
Please dont kill me.. :(
They saw the arrival of...
Santhosh...
Santhosh Pandit..
Mayan depiction of pandit.. aka Bolon Yokte' K'uh
They saw his movies through magic. Heard his songs...
The horrors brought by his arrival scared the shit out of the great mayan civilization.
And they committed mass suicide before they could complete the calendar..
The year 1999, seventh month,
From the sky will come a great King of Terror:
To bring back to life the great King of the Mongols,
Before and after Mars to reign by good luck.
The present time together with the past
Will be judged by the great Joker:
The world too late will be tired of him,
And through the clergy oath-taker disloyal.
The year of the great seventh number accomplished,
It will appear at the time of the games of slaughter:
Not far from the great millennial age,
When the buried will go out from their tombs.
Long awaited he will never return
In Europe, he will appear in Asia:
One of the league issued from the great Hermes,
And he will grow over all the Kings of the East.
Pandit.. The destroyer..
If the Mayans had not been killed so ruthlessly by Santhosh they might have lived to see the headlines that might appear in 2012.
Santhosh Pandit successfully releases His 25th movie ..
His new production "Golden boy meets Silver ladies" will have a multi lingual cast featuring 25 heroines from all over the world.
Mohanlal was offered the role of Santhosh's father as Pandit wanted a malayalee for that role. But he refused it.
The offer was quickly taken up by south star Mamooty.
Tom Cruise is set to star as Santhosh's twin brother who suffers from an inferiority complex.
Pamela Anderson was refused role in an Item dance even though she begged to do it for free.
Santhosh argued that he can do the item dance himself and all he wants is a wig.
Santhosh becomes first Malayalee to get the title of Diamond Global Star.
Queen Elizabeth, Pope and various leaders of the world have requested his permission to get an audience with him.
Pandit becomes the first person to win all the oscars in a year.
The film academy decided to change the name from "Oscar" to "Pandit"
All pandit movies are still running successfully in all theatres across the world with full house.
The sets for his new movie will include undisclosed locations in Mars and Venus.
Nasa will be providing the transportation.
Santhosh has declared that he will be taking a break after this movie and contest the Elections for President in 100 Nations.
The above article is a work of fiction with small excerpts from Mayan history.
Please dont kill me.. :(
