Monday, February 14, 2011

Kerala police

Caller dials 100 to Kerala Police

Caller: Saarey…., odi vaa, veettil kallan kayarunnu.

Message: Welcome to Kerala Police. Kerala Police lekku swagatham. Kerala
Puliss me aapka swaagath hai.

     1.      To continue in English, press one.
     2.      Malayalathil thudaruvaan randu amarthuka.
     3.      Hindi mem jaankkaari keliye theen dabaaye.

Caller: Saarey….,, vegam vaa, kallan vaathil chavuttippolikkunnu.

Message: You have not pressed any key.

     1.      To continue in English, press one.
     2.      Malayalathil thudaruvaan randu amarthuka.
     3.      Hindi mem jaankkaari keliye theen dabaaye.

(Caller 2 amarthunnu)

Caller: Saarey….,, odi vaa.

Message:

     1.      Criminal kuttangal report cheyyunnathinu 1 amarthuka,
     2.      Vazhi tharkkangal, pothu shalyangal, samaram, panimudakku
     ennivaye kurichulla paraathikalkku 2 amarthuka,
     3.      vaahanaapakada vivarangal ariyikkunnathinu 3 amarthuka,
     4.      moshana vivarangalkku 4 amarthuka,
     5.      Cyber Crime report cheyyunnathinu 5 amarthuka,
     6.      Tender vivarangal ariyunnathinu 9 amarthuka,
     7.      Main menuvilekku pokuvaan 0 amarthuka.

Caller: Saarey….,, onnu vegam vaa, avar 5 - 6 perundu, vaathil ippol
polikkum.

Message: Thaankal onnum amarthiyittilla.
     1.      Criminal kuttangal report cheyyunnathinu 1 amarthuka,
     2.      Vazhi tharkkangal, pothu shalyangal, samaram, panimudakku
     ennivaye kurichulla paraathikalkku 2 amarthuka,
     3.      vaahanaapakada vivarangal ariyikkunnathinu 3 amarthuka,
     4.      moshana vivarangalkku 4 amarthuka,
     5.      Cyber Crime report cheyyunnathinu 5 amarthuka,
     6.      Tender vivarangal ariyunnathinu 9 amarthuka,
     7.      Main menuvilekku pokuvaan 0 amarthuka.

(Caller 4 amarthunnu)

Caller: Sir odi vaa, avar ippom njangaley kollum.

Message:

     1.      Vaahanamoshanangale kurichu ariyikkaan 1 dial cheyyuka,
     2.      gaarhika moshanangal report cheyyaan 2 dial cheyyuka,
     3.      sarkkaar jeevanakkaarude othaashayode ulla van moshanangalkku
     3 dial cheyyuka,
     4.      vaidyutha moshanam ariyikkunnathinaayi 4 dial cheyyuka,
     5.      thenga, maanga, chakka, chandanam thudangiya vasthukkalude
     moshanam ariyikkaan 5 dial cheyyuka,
     6.      mattu tharathil ulla moshanangal report cheyyaan 9 dial
     cheyyuka,
     7.      pradhaana menuvilekku pokaan 0 dial cheyyuka,
     8.      thaankal oru moshtaavaanenkil phone vechittu povuka.

(Caller 2 dial cheyyunnu)

Caller: Sireee, odi vaa, kallanmaar ippom akathu kayarum. Avarude kayyil
aayudhangal undu.

Message:

     1.      Moshtaavu akathu kayariyenkil 1 dial cheyyuka,
     2.      moshtaavu kayaraan shramikkunnu enkil 2 dial cheyyuka,
     3.      moshanashramam paalippoyenkil 3 dial cheyyuka,
     4.      thaankal moshtaavine pidichu kettiyittundenkil 4 dial
     cheyyuka,
     5.      pandu nadanna moshanam report cheyyaan 9 dial cheyyuka,
     6.      pradhaana menuvilekku pokaan 0 dial cheyyuka.

(Caller 2 dial cheyyunnu)

Caller: Sire, odi vaa, njangale kollunneeeeeeeeeee.

Message:

     1.      Aayudhadhaarikal aanenkil 1 dial cheyyuka,
     2.      verum kayyode vannu vaathil thurakkaan nokkukayaanenkil 2
     dial cheyyuka,
     3.      janaliluude kandathaanu, pakshe moshtaakkal onnum
     cheyyunnilla enkil 3 dial cheyyuka,
     4.      mattu maargangaliluude akathu kayaraan shramikkunnu enkil 4
     dial cheyyuka,
     5.      moshttaakkal varunnathu pole thaankalkku thonniyathaanenkil
     phone vechittu povuka,
     6.      pradhaana menuvilekku pokaan 0 dial cheyyuka.

(Caller 1 dial cheyyunnu). "Sireeee, odi vaa, kallan, kallan, kallan"

Mesage: Thaankal ippol vilikkunna number beep shabdathinu shesham dial
cheyyuka. beep.

(Caller number dial cheyyunnu).

Message: Thaankal dial cheytha number randu - ettu - ezhu - puujyam – naalu
- aaru - onpathu.

     1.      Shari aanenkil 1 dial cheyyuka,
     2.      number veendum dial cheyyaan 2 dial cheyyuka.

(Caller dials 1)

Message: Dayavaayi kaathirikkuka . . . . .

Caller: Madam, kaathirikkaan onnum samayam illa, Saariney  vegam  onnu
viduu, njangale ippol kollum.

Message: Kshamikkanam, Operatormaarelaam sheettu kalikkukayaayathinaal ee
call puurthiyaakkaan saadhikkunnathalla. Thaankalude number ivide
rekhappeduthiyittundu, athinte complaint number onnu - onnu - aaru - aaru -
aaru - ezhu - randu. Complaint number orikkal kuudi. onnu – onnu - aaru -
aaru - aaru - ezhu - randu. Naale neram veluthaaludan aduthulla police
station il ninnum thaankale bandhappedunnathaanu. Kerala Policelekku
vilichathinu nanni.
Keeek . . . . . . Keeeeek . . . . . keeeek . . . . . keeek

Caller: Hello, hello, Saarey……, Madam, ayyooo, hallo hallo.....

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